Uhse Elite University
Computer Sciences, Informatics, Marine Biology, Fisheries Biology, Planktology,
Aquaculture, Toxicology, Medical Imaging, Brain Physiology, Artificial
Fertility, German American Law, Arabic American Law, Russian American Law,
Digital Filmmaking, International Management
we educate only genies
you can apply under
uhseeliteuniversity@gmail.com
Please
send 3 pictures when you were young, 3 recent and 3 of your parents, scans of
all diplomas and letters from your teachers and professors, high resolution
color MRI of your brain in 1 mm slices as TIFF and a 3 D rendering as animated
GIF, IQ, Awards, certified tax report of your parents and grandparents (tuition is 5 % of
income per phD, if they have less than 200 000 a year our Marco Buchalla Foundation reimburses your if you pass 80 % of your first semester with an A), service to
society, hobbies, skills, languages, contries you know and doctors report
of any handicap (will count for you).
Our
faculty have 10 - 15 % larger brains than the average, most are females and
very young, hold several phDs and professorships of multiple universities of
many countries, one can play all Bach, Mozart and Bethoven plays out of her
head, another can remember 200 numbers.
Get
your phD in 2 years.
Our professor / student relationship is 1 / 4